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Thursday, August 18, 2011

A Little Humour for Today


HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED...

Can you cry under water?

If bread is square, why sandwich meat is round?

Why do you have to put "your two cents in..." but its only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where is that extra penny going to???

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What do you call a male ladybug?

When dog food tastes new and improved, who tested it?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If you drink Pepsi at work in a Coke factory, do you get fired?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

Do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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